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People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)


krudman:

amischiefofmice:

orfs:

averyterrible:

thisplaceisdespair:

flatluigi:

stormingtheivory:

So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?

holy shit

ok, why the fuck is the graph upside down. that is incredibly misleading

Because its from the Florida Department of Justice, and they have a mandate here.

for those who have trouble inverting it in their head, ftfy:

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this is some of the most blatant twisting of info i have ever seen holy shit

god bless florida. I miss people there, but I sure don’t miss the state.

sassyest:

clituorice:

Lindsay Lohan switches to the other side of the street when Tyler Oakley sneaks up on her

CHRIST

good lord

skypestripper:

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

these dont even look like him

a good joke

nintendo-64:

i never thought I’d see ytp on my school’s walls but today it is different

oweeeeendennis:

So today Ryan drew that first picture of Mordecai up there. Then Toby, Sarah and I joined in and things kinda got out of hand for an hour.

elijahkrantz:

micklovich:

this is the single most pretentious thing ive ever seen in my life im gonna vomit

if I were her I would have cut the oxygen tubes right there

striders:

i really miss the thing where people edited nigel thornberry’s face onto everything like that was the pinnacle of internet humor

vinebox:

IM WEAK

vinebox:

This dude really made his own vine as well