![nightlifemingus:
3words-to-remember:
nightlifemingus:
this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.
but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.
I am so confused. Like is this the wrong gif paired with the text? or are you analyzing it as a sex gif or what i dont know.
it’s a joke. the joke is that there is an incongruity between the text, which is an actual description of a sex gif i have copied and pasted, and the actual image. the juxtaposition is humorous because it is unexpected and ridiculous; not only for the obvious lack of sex between pooh and his target, but also because of lines such as “[…] how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough.” this example is in direct opposition with the action of the .gif: pooh and the man are in the beginnings of a physical altercation, there is no intimacy here. they are looking at each other with fear on one end and aggression on the other, and if they were to be able to get “close enough,” it would lead pooh to strike this man with the bat. i hope this helps and that you are able to laugh at my joke. please laugh at my jokes.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/eebd5708e458b26474c4fd89c0a73a26/tumblr_mgpg5w1lhA1qzcit4o1_500.gif)
this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.
but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.
I am so confused. Like is this the wrong gif paired with the text? or are you analyzing it as a sex gif or what i dont know.
it’s a joke. the joke is that there is an incongruity between the text, which is an actual description of a sex gif i have copied and pasted, and the actual image. the juxtaposition is humorous because it is unexpected and ridiculous; not only for the obvious lack of sex between pooh and his target, but also because of lines such as “[…] how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough.” this example is in direct opposition with the action of the .gif: pooh and the man are in the beginnings of a physical altercation, there is no intimacy here. they are looking at each other with fear on one end and aggression on the other, and if they were to be able to get “close enough,” it would lead pooh to strike this man with the bat. i hope this helps and that you are able to laugh at my joke. please laugh at my jokes.
knifefarty reblogged your photo: I glued the empty duct tape roll to my bottom lip…
well you know shit happens i guess you just gotta move past itbrodie what if i murdered your entire swag
owning knifefarty.com means that i have way too much swag to murder
special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:
you know whats worse than tumbears?
redditbears.
On one of the internet’s most popular, and notorious, sites, a new community is bringing together White gay men with
old fashioned tastesinternalized homophobia and a penchant for misogyny.I fixed it.
Mind elaborating on why the mentioned community has internalized homophobia and misogynistic attitudes?
Gay men don’t like sports: nobody can tell them what they can and cannot like.
Gay men do like sports: misogynistic, homophobic, racist (somehow).Apparently if you don’t act like Kurt or Blaine from that abortion Glee, you’re a bad gay.
Oh, is this that “if you’re a gay man and prefer masculine men/things over feminine men/things, you’re misogynistic/homophobic” crap?
I have a preference for blonds. Does that mean I’m prejudiced against brunettes and red heads?
Apparently gay men have to act like a certain parody of themselves and ditch everything they like to be accepted by the overdramatic clusterfuck known as the LGBTQ.
what the fuck is going on in this post
I glued the empty duct tape roll to my bottom lip on accident hELP
well
you know
shit happens i guess
you just gotta move past it
Anyone who reblogs this before May 25th will get a stupid doodle based on their URL.
I can’t draw, but I’m on summer break and have no friends yet
SO give me something to do
I don’t expect a lot but just in case I’m setting the limit of May 25th, sorry if you get this afterwards.
Have your submission boxes open loves.
